What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:06

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.